dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via promisesofink)

destielsrainbowdick:

morlarty:

IF YOU GET STABBED DON’T FUCKING REMOVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF YOU IF YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.

however if you’re trying to kill someone DON’T FUCKING LEAVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF THEM IF YOU TAKE IT OUT THEY’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.

(Source: wrrench, via worsting)

(Source: nanopup, via letra-r)

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guri-zuri:

batarian-butts:

suppermariobroth:

Waluigi’s voice from various games.

YOU’RE LOUSY

HTISFDA

I AHDSM FUCKNG PUKING SIWTH LAGUGHETER

(Source: suppermariobroth, via flareblitz)

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

(Source: kosukeueki, via swarnpert)

tonks-has-pink-hair:

brigwife:

welcometonewrome:

mattlewisfangirl:

d0nt-p4n1c:

iwasateenagehorcrux:

holiclover:

Deleted scene - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

WHY WAS THIS DELETED

THIS IS VERY SIGNIFICANT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

WHY THE FLYING FUCK WOULD YOU DELETE THIS

they also deleted Dudley saying that Harry isn’t a waste of space.

WHY NO

because they thought a creepy-ass scene where harry does up ginny’s dress was more worth the screentime

SOMEONE SAID IT

(Source: rampallion, via texsass)

(via egberts)

docktahwatson:

My dash did a thing.

(via egberts)

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

(Source: nxte, via egberts)

furbey:

zaof:

furbey:

Repeat after me im gay

you’re gay

🔥

(via egberts)

mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

(Source: senntisten, via gnarly)

traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

(via nyxdtd)